Tuesday, February 15, 2005
You Say It's Your Birthday?
It's their birthday too, yeah!
Chris Farley, Matt Groening, Galileo Galilei, and Susan B. Anthony - just to name a few.
If it's your birthday today, then happy birthday to you...and I'll see you later tonight.
That cake is awesome. That's way more fun than any cake I've ever had, and I've had really fun cakes in my time.
seriously! That cake screams FUN!!!! My b-day is in 3 months, and I'm gonna lobby hard for someone to bake if for me...
I hope, that it is some over weight, undersexed, prison meat-beat man rapist's birthday, and that is who you are going to meet! They need your birthday love as much as the next cell mate. how dare you sell out your blog for your cutesy romantic pursuits! I SHALL BE AVENGED!!!
eat snacky smores.
The weirdest thing happened to me today on my blog. I was contacted by my long imprisoned brother, Steve, who was jailed for stealing from the Kickball Charity Fund, and booing at children.
1) She IS cute.
2) Deal with it.
3) I hope the scabies clears up.
Your loving brother
PS - potty humor is for the vapid, poopyhead.