Monday, February 28, 2005
...And the Envelope Please...
No, not the Oscars - I've got to award the two balls from last week’s contest (You guys are great! There’s some funny in there!), but work is kicking me in the butt today, so I won’t be able to announce the winners in the fashion worthy of their efforts until tonight. So, check back with me late-night tonight or tomorrow morning to:
- See! - if you’ve won the caption contest
- Hear! - about my improv comedy recital that was last week! I might even be able to throw some video or at least some pictures in, too…I'm absolutely signing up for level two!
- Read! - the “Seven Weird-Ass Things I Overheard While Minding My Own Business” (here’s a tease: “Her baby looked all weird and creepy! What are you supposed to say in that situation?!?”)
- Get your fix of useless trivia, stupid observations, and my vain attempts to win your affections…
That’s all until tonight, folks…
Everyone knows what a stud I am on the kickball field. I kick so much ass on the field I have to go home and wash my feet in the sink. Otherwise, the smell...
By 5:08 PM, at
"what am i supposed to do in that situation"?? are you eavesdropping on naploeon dynamite?
While some of my friends my be borderline autistic and extraordinarily homely (See: The Show), that conversation was overheard while waiting in line for smokes at a Lil' Cricket (a low-level kwik-e-mart of sorts)...
Hey KS: PR is probably just as thankless as writing, but at least you're not starving to death in addition to being unappreciated. I'm looking forward to that (Ahhh, I can afford more than two noodles for dinner tonight. Unheard of luxury!). Thanks for the congrats.
In answer to your question- the art person was standing next to a law firm person and they were discussing how many people blog from our office. I don't care so much, because at this juncture, they can fire my ass all they want. I'm audi. (nyah nyah nyah... thppppp!!!) But beware Miss Nobody's ass kickin potential. She's short but she's meeeean (rowr!).
Look at me. I'm Jay and I'm all washed up. I can't even post the winner within my designated timeframe.
By 12:43 PM, at